Okay so I haven't updated in a while so this will be in like parts. It's gonna be long yet entertaining.
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Part One- Tooth Fairy

I freaking lost my last baby tooth on Thursday August 14th. I'M ALMOST 17! WTF!?! I lost a ton of blood too. Like over a half a cup! O_______O WTF!?!? *WAILS!* I'M A FREAK! This is like a day after I stepped on a huge piece of glass and got it stuck in my foot a bled every where.


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Part Two- It's Fun Til You Almost Stop Breathing.

If you read my from entire on here at the end I mentioned that Skills Fair thing. ( My dad's work has this skill's fair coming up. Its where we get dressed and bloodied up and have to act out as hurt patients in this massive accident that helps train and prepare police, paramedics, nurses, and Fire fighters for stuff like that. I can't wait, they are so much fun and Christine's going to do it with me. We're still looking for someone else to do it with us.) Okay well since at the last moment couldent do it we got an old friend of mine to do it with us. And like the night before *Friday* we had to rush down to Dinwiddie to pick Lauren up because Justin being the douche he is decided to send Lauren a message telling her since she broke up with him *because he had 5 other girlfriends and everyone found out about each other* that he was going to kill himself. That totally freaked her out so we went down there and got her went to Five Guys Burgers and Fries and then hung out at my place. Then around five we went to go pick up Kasi and Christine from band camp. Sat in the car while my mom ran into Walmart. Lets just say I've got some pretty amazing pictures and blackmail if I ever need it. So after we got home we hung out and talked then we went to BK and got dinner and ate it down on the way to Dinwiddie because it's like a 90 minuet drive and took Lauren home. Of course my mom and her mom had to chat for ever but that was fine until we heard the gun shots x__X. By the time we got home it was like 12AM then we had the fucking hardest time getting to sleep. Like we finally drifted off around 3AM and had to be up at 5AM sharp on Saturday. We all woke up and Christine and I got dressed in a Zombie state. Kasi was smart enough to wear her clothing to bed. We took the boxes of cereal in the car along with a jug of orange juice and the three of us piled in the back while my parents packed the trunk of everything we'd need. We blasted Cobra Starship and went and got coffee. My mom went and got something at walmart fuck if I remember what it was. X__X. So I did my make-up while in the parking lot. Then the tree of us munched on the dry cereal and downed the OJ. It took a little over an hour to get there but it gave us time to wake up. We got there and Christine, Kasi and I signed in and got our vital signs done and then they went off and helped set up dummies. I help my mom and the others take peoples blood pressure and vital signs. Then we listened to the safety lecture and were off to room 118 at the school (yeah it was done at an Elementary School) We cut out the patient injuries and started to pick the one we wanted. Then while the classes were going on we got all gored up. Christine had broken ribs and bruising on her tummy and was vomiting up blood. We used Gatorade with lots of food coloring to make vomit that she could spit out XD. Kasi had face lacerations and a broken bone in her leg that they made look freaking amazing. I had a head injury, internal stomach bleeding and I was bleeding from my nose and ears. Well the used the regular fake blood for my ears and put some on my shirt. Then they used this shit that was like very thick. It looked like very thick smooth sticky blood red jelly and like they put it on for lunch so it came off. Well when they put it back on the dude put a ton of it on and I like noticed that it smelt kinda weird but I blew it off. So then the EMS, Paramedics, Police, and Fire Fighters were there were told what the senerio was and then they got in their Ambulances or whatever and were made to go down the street to the church for a safty meeting while they set us up so they couldent see us. My mom and I were paired in a room with Christine across the hall. The set us up in there and I felt funny but blew it off on not eating much that day. So the lady laid me down and rested a desk and chair over me and did the same for my mom. As I laid there I started to feel funky. And then after a while I couldent see straight and I couldent breathe right. So I sat up looked at my mom and said I didn't feel good. She stood me up and looked at me and I like fell into her almost passing out from not being able to breath. Luckily the lady who were good friends with and who had planned out this whole thing was walking by. My mom got her and the other helper and they along with my mom walked me to the cafeteria. And I collapsed into a seat and like I remember like all of a sudden feeling someone take the make-up under my nose off and I started feeling better right away. Lynn took it all off under my nose and got a cold wet icy towel and put it behind my neck and took my vitals. Come to find out I wasent getting enough oxygen. And the reason was that the stuff they put under my nose had latex in it. I'm highly allergic to that stuff. So it was in the paste and it got into my air way and started closing up on me. >___<;
So I had to set out the rest of the day with all these things hooked up to me. And we couldent tell my dad because he was head of the safety. So after Christine and Kasi got cleared we left and came home. Come to find out it was over 103 that day when it was only supose to be in the mid 80's and ten people passed out. Including four EMS people that were "saving" patients. >__< That was the fourth time that week I'd scared the shit out of my mom. ^___^ whoopsy.
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Part Three- What's the Mata with you!?!

Lauren lived with me for a week!
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Part Four- HOLY BUTTERED MUFFINS!

Holy shit. Christine, Lauren, Jack, Max*fucker*, my mom and me all went to a Mindless Self Indulgence concert. Fucking amazing. Lauren left Tuesday the 25th and was back the 29th at 7:00AM. We spent the day doing things around town. We got high off of coffee and then went and watched Jack's band practice. Which was very fucking entertaining. They were amazing. I'm not just saying that. Jack's drumming has gotten so much better over the summer. My's always been a good bassist. And Max has only been screaming/singing for less than five months and he taught himself he fucking blew my mind. Even my mom liked them and she's not into screamo/death metal. The little bitch fights they had made Lauren, Nina, Wilson, my mom and I all laugh our asses off. I got a ton of footage on tape and I'll post it on youtube later today and then put up the links. So then Lauren and I went home, sat here and kinda talked. Then found out that we had to go get her a ticket *Jack was supose to get her in some misunderstanding happened and Max came* and like so we had to rush and get that then come home and get ready. We got in the car and fallowed Christine's mom down to The Natonial and she went the wrong way and drove like a freaking crazy lady *which she may just be...* my mom was fallowing her like yelling "WHAT THE FUCK!?" Lauren and I laughed our asses off. Christine and her mom went and got Christine and I's ticket and my mom dropped Lauren and I off and went to park. After my mom parked in BFE we got in line. And there were some amazing people in the line they got all dressed up and into it. Like some guys did their hair like Jimmy dose. Some girls painted themselfs green and did black stitching on themselfs and did their hair purple. Then there were girls dressed up like some of their album art of from videos. They're were a couple girls dressed up like Lyn-Z. Which I found amazing because he's one of my hero's I look up to her a lot. So we got in line, Christine cut and got in front with a couple other friends leaving Lauren my mom and I farther back... and we got in line and these two dudes in front of us were stoned out of their minds. Like this one dude was so high he was sitting on the ground talking to the side walk and to his cigarette. I almost pissed myself laughing at some of the stuff he said. They raked of pot which was awesome. Then the came around and put X's on both hands if you were under 21 they didn't even card my mom they put the yellow over 21 band on her wrist and she looks young too Lauren and I got a kick out of that. . So then Jack and Max show up and like no of fence to Max or Jack but they like fucking bitched the whole time there and IDK part of me feels like Jack bitched because Max was. Like Jack was going to the concert because he wanted to meet Lauren *they like each other* and stuff but he kinda blew us off and bitched about being at the concert because he dosent "like" them. So we decided to sit for the concert because the floor was so small. And we actually got one of the best views. So my mom Lauren and I sat down and my mom went to get us drinks and Jack called asking where I was and then he found us. So he and Max sat down and then the bitching started and went on and on and on. Like it actually got to me. And at one point during the first opening band I looked over and Lauren told Max off. I didn't really have much to say but when the first band went off and they turned the lights off I did tell Jack "If you didn't want to come because you don't like the band then you didn't have to come we could have dome something on Saturday. So if you really don't want to be here then you can leave if you want." and he was like "No no man I've got nothing better to do." And he was fine after that. The first opening band innerpartysystem was amazing. Their music and light show was fucking sweet. I'd love to go see them again. But the second band Hollowboy was kinda weird. Like their music was okay but the lead singer kinda gave me the creeps.... Like he was feeling all up on himself and stuff. Christine can even tell you it was kinda weird. But when MSI came on HOLY FUCK! "Weeeeelll hellllooo Verginia" XD That had to be the most enterjetic concert I've EVER gone to. EVER. I'm not saying it's the best but it's in the top five. Jimmy is a firecracker. Steve has the best humor ever. Lyn-Z and Kitty just fucking rocked my socks they are amazing. XD Some of the shit Jimmy said even had my mom cracking up. He mooned the crowd god knows how many times. There were ton of bras and panties thrown up on the stage. There were fake boobs thrown up there, keys to a car, a rainbow slinky *Jimmy LOVED that*, peacock feather hair bow, shoes...wtf, lipstick which Steve put all over himself, and last but not a pink fucking dildo. The look on Jimmy and Steve's face made everyone including Kitty and Lyn-Z bust out laughing. Lauren and I stood and fucking rocked out. If you've never seen them you need to. I'd go back and see them in a heartbeat. The concert started at like 7:30 and ended at like 11:45PM. We got home around like one ish. The band hung out with the fans but we had to leave because my dad had to go to work x___x. Then Lauren spent the night Friday night. And we picked Jack up once we woke up and went to the store on Saturday and then we got home as my dad was waking up. After he went to work we ate and my mom went up stairs to give us the downstairs. We fucked around on the internet and Lauren showed us this website with porn bloopers her brother sent her *rolls eyes*. We watched Juno and then some horror movies and it was really cute Jack and Lauren held hands and she fell asleep on Jack and I.
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Well that's my very long update. I'm a huge blogger so I'll be doing small up dates on here and a lot more on Xanga. I'll post the link up sometime later today. I'ma gettin sleepy. And I haven't eaten dinner so ima go heat up my Chinese food! Tootles my darlings. I'm going to post some pictures from the Skill's Fair and the concert sometime today too. Love you sweethearts.